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[비즈니스 유머] 13세 소녀 - 13-year-old girl 2013-01-09 16:46:24
the daughter had just turned 13 and had suddenly become very aware of male-female relationships. as she and her parents were driving through the city one day, they passed a billboard that was not being rented. the word ‘available’ and a name and number were posted on the billboard for anyone who...
[비즈니스 유머] 일상적 물리법칙 - Laws of household physics 2013-01-08 16:49:17
the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of the universe. a few examples:-a newly washed window gathers dirt at double the speed of an unwashed window.-three children plus two cookies equal a fight.-the availability of a ballpoint pen is inversely proportionate to how...
[비즈니스 유머] 정치인의 말 - What Policos say 2013-01-07 17:18:44
a busload of politicians on a pleasure tour were driving down a country road when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. the old farmer went over saw what happened to the politicians. he then proceeded to dig a hole and bury them. hours later, the local sheriff...
[비즈니스 유머] 여기자 - Woman reporter 2013-01-03 17:11:32
a woman reporter was covering a town council meeting where a new police officer was being sworn in by the mayor. after taking some shots in the front of the room, she strode over to the police chief to get the correct spelling of the new officer’s name. the police chief’s assistant hurriedly...
[책마을] 광고 천재 오길비 "창의성보다 명쾌함으로 승부하라" 2013-01-03 16:57:07
1060년대 이후 유행하기 시작한 유머와 패러디 광고에 대해서도 비판했다. 단순히 독창적인 광고를 만들어서 세간의 이목을 끄는 것보다 소비자와 광고주 모두에게 득이 되는 광고를 만드는 게 중요하다는 것. ‘명쾌함이 창의성보다 중요하다’는 것이 그의 신념이었다. 오길비가 남긴 위대한 유산 중 하나는 ‘소비자...
[비즈니스 유머] 공짜 - For nothing 2013-01-02 16:52:55
husband: “darling, don’t you think you’re being a wee bit extravagant? you’ve had three electric heaters running all day.”wife: “don’t worry about it, dearest. they’re not our heaters; i borrowed them from the neighbors.” 남편 : “여보, 당신 이거 좀 너무 하다고 생각하지 않아요. 하루종일...
[비즈니스 유머] 인간관계 - Human relations 2013-01-01 16:48:54
-it’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.-if you can’t get a lawyer who knows the law, best get one who knows the judge.-a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.-a man is incomplete until he is married. after that, he is...